myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame, via assdemon)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(via pizza)

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

(via epic-humor)

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

(via ugly)

i-think-i-m-adorable:

You are a Demon. I get it, Dean.You don’t need to show-off every time. 

(via always-shipping)

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting, via ugly)

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: queerasian, via always-shipping)

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

(via pizza)

@EmWatson People chatting loudly in the cinema I am in. If you don’t stop talking very soon I will start pelting you with Maltesers.

(Source: doctorwhos, via always-shipping)